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孩子和父親的英文小笑話
對(duì)于孩子來(lái)說(shuō)，小時(shí)候，跟父親有關(guān)的小笑話一定都不少。下面，向大家推薦兩篇孩子和父親的英文小笑話，希望大家喜歡。
孩子和父親的英文小笑話一
Setting the Table
擺桌子
Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.
小蘇珊是媽媽的好幫手。她在有客人來(lái)家里就餐時(shí)幫忙擺桌子�，F(xiàn)在一切準(zhǔn)備就緒，客人走進(jìn)，所有人都坐好了。媽媽突然發(fā)現(xiàn)缺了什么。
"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place."
“蘇珊。”她說(shuō)道：“你忘了在史密斯先生那里放刀叉了。”
"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.
“我以為他不需要那些。”蘇珊解釋道。
"Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"
“爸爸說(shuō)他總是吃得像馬一樣!”
孩子和父親的英文小笑話二
Penny Trick
一便士的小把戲
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
某晚，在把三歲寶寶山米放到床上后，他的'父母聽(tīng)到啜泣聲從他的房間傳來(lái)。
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.
沖進(jìn)屋內(nèi)后，他們看見(jiàn)他正嚎啕大哭著。他成功告訴他們他吞下了一便士一定活不成了。說(shuō)什么都無(wú)濟(jì)于事。
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
他的父親，試圖讓他冷靜下來(lái)。他從口袋中掏出一便士，在山米的耳邊假裝要把它拿過(guò)來(lái)。山米很開(kāi)心。
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
山米以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之將錢(qián)從父親手中奪過(guò)，吞下，然后高興的要求道：“再來(lái)一遍，爸爸!”
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